alrite i shall post sumthing too..v long nv post liao..
yea time really flies..it doesnt feel like 3months since zq came back leh..all my project and report datelines and midterms coming up...but datelines nvermind lah..i complain about it every semester, and somehow someway i will manage to survive and chiong thru everything :)quality of the work is another matter lah hahahahah
so let me share with you my tried and tested formula for surviving thru lousy busy work periods.
I've summarised everything in 3 easy-as-123 steps specially for the fast and simple comprehension of cao busy ppl like you!
1)Complain
2)Chiong
3)Try not to kill yourself
I attribute a huge part of my success formula to step 1 bcoz if you dun complain, your head will explode, which violates step 3. If step 3 is violated, you cannot accomplish anything because you are effectively dead.motionless.non-thinking piece of meat that will slowly rot away and breed maggots.
and of course u'll need step 2 so that if ur still alive at the end of the busy period, u can say that u successfully completed your work! (Or else you will feel like a lousy walking useless piece of meat that can't seem to rot away and continue feeling lousy forever)
See? Simple as that. Biyun's easy-as-123 winning formula.
Try it today!
*Disclaimer: Quality of work not guaranteed. It depends on how good you are, smartypants.
yea time really flies..it doesnt feel like 3months since zq came back leh..all my project and report datelines and midterms coming up...but datelines nvermind lah..i complain about it every semester, and somehow someway i will manage to survive and chiong thru everything :)quality of the work is another matter lah hahahahah
so let me share with you my tried and tested formula for surviving thru lousy busy work periods.
I've summarised everything in 3 easy-as-123 steps specially for the fast and simple comprehension of cao busy ppl like you!
1)Complain
2)Chiong
3)Try not to kill yourself
I attribute a huge part of my success formula to step 1 bcoz if you dun complain, your head will explode, which violates step 3. If step 3 is violated, you cannot accomplish anything because you are effectively dead.motionless.non-thinking piece of meat that will slowly rot away and breed maggots.
and of course u'll need step 2 so that if ur still alive at the end of the busy period, u can say that u successfully completed your work! (Or else you will feel like a lousy walking useless piece of meat that can't seem to rot away and continue feeling lousy forever)
See? Simple as that. Biyun's easy-as-123 winning formula.
Try it today!
*Disclaimer: Quality of work not guaranteed. It depends on how good you are, smartypants.
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